A Conversation With My Phone

23 Days...

Disney Fun Fact: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh at Fantasyland is located on the site of the former Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride.

Shawn Fun Fact: I had Mono in 2001.  Ugh.  It was aweful.

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This is how my morning went down.

Alarm on phone: Shawn, it's time for you to get up.
Me: Shut up.
Phone: Ok, I'll let you sleep in a few more minutes.

Ten minutes later...
Phone: Shawn, you got to sleep 10 extra minutes.  Get up.
Me: Do I have to?  I'm still really tired.
Phone: Get up.
Me: No.
Phone: If you don't get up, I'm gonna turn on the vibrate feature, buzz my way over there and jump on you.
Me: Are you crazy Phone?
Phone:  Don't make me do it Shawn.  If you don't get up right now, I'm going into to Roam mode and make you pay extra for every call today, then I'm going to send you a bunch of picture texts that I won't open for you but I'll make sure your phone company charges you a stupid amount of money every time one pops up.  Then, I'll drain the battery half way through the day, drop calls, and cut off the mic so callers can only hear every other word you say.
Me: Don't be such a jerk, Phone.  I'll get up.
Phone: Have a good workout!
Me: Siri wouldn't do this to me.

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